My left knee has served me well for over 70 years and I appreciate its faithful service.
But in the interests of the rest of my body, we’re parting company. It’s not the knee, it’s me. I need to move on.
I know that I will no longer be able to claim for myself a quality deemed of great importance these days: “All Natural”.
I don’t care.
It’s my decision and if people don’t like it, fine.
It’s all about the pursuit of my personal aspirations: to be healthy, good-natured, energetic, not limping.